I’m late! I’m late!
For an important date!
Apologies for our delay!
Time just moved too fast today…
Boozy Books has come and gone.
But I will write, right through this yaaaawn.
And, no, you won’t see Alice on this page.
It’s something green! It’s… under age?
A story in rhyme. How neat! How queer!
And I’ll tell you about it, if you will hear.
Yes, Dr. Seuss, he gave us Sam;
Ceaseless purveyor of spoiled ham.
I kid! I kid! It wasn’t bad.
It was simply green. A silly fad!
Served with eggs, wherever you like.
On a plane, train, or house. A motorbike!
He’ll chase you down and serve it your way.
Atop a car or a bail of hay!
And you will like it. Yes, you will.
Because it is cooked with tremendous skill.
But better than food smothered in dye, is this concoction I will dare you to try.
It is quite the rich and potent elixir.
So give it a try at your next mixer!
Peace out, brah.